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Why God never received tenure at any university

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Elpy

WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED TENURE AT ANY UNIVERSITY
1.  He had only one major publication.
2.  It was in Hebrew.
3.  It had no references.
4.  It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5.  Some even doubt he wrote it himself.
6.  It may be true that he created the world,
  but what has he done since then?
7.  His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8.  The scientific community has had a hard time
  replicating his results.
9.  He never applied to the Ethics Board
  for permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up
  by drowning the subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted,
  he deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told students
  to read the Book.
13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only ten requirements,
  most students failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually
  held on a mountaintop.

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"Der Mensch, der blind ist für die Schönheiten der Natur, hat nur das halbe Vergnügen am Leben gehabt."

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17. Many major parts of his publication has been disproven by thousands of scientists all over the world, especially the "origin of species".

18. The second part of his publication has received extremely negative reviews from the whole jewish community.

19. Misinterpretations of his work (and its islamic ripoff respectively) caused millionfold murder within the last two millennia.

 

On the other hand: He presumably has the mother of all beards which regular professors can only dream about ;)

Keine Meinung zu haben bedeutet nicht unmündig zu sein,
sondern zuzugeben, dass man nicht alle Fakten kennt.